Today's real moment. New, expensive gate installed to keep Barth in the kitchen where he can only cause minimal damage. Includes extra wide sides so the stairs are covered as well and he can not squeeze though the spaces. I put him in the kitchen and laughed and said let's see you get out of that one buddy! But the laughter I heard must have been his, as he was probably out less than a minute after I left. Foiled again. Living in a road runner cartoon.